Thursday, February 3, 2011

Big Willie Style (like Will Smith)


Hi. Hello. Greetings.

My name is Corey Sammon. I hail from the Laguna Beach area, well, actually Laguna Niguel. Most people have no idea where this is and give me a quizzical look when I mutter Niguel. I am 20 years old and attend Chapman University. I am a sophomore and yes I will be 21 in June. Why yes indeed I am older than the average sophomore. I have always wondered why this came to be, but when I ask my parents they respond with, "well, honey you're special." My response to that was, "wait so you are telling me I was mentally incapable of being with a group of people?" Their follow up to this question was, "what would you like for lunch?" I have moved on from pondering my beginnings to wondering about my future. So far, I have come up with a career in law. Yes, that does sound generic, but what other profession do I get to wear a $2,000 suit and yell at people and bill them for enduring my scream-a-thon. Pretty awesome right? Well in case you were wondering what else I was interested in, I will let you in on a few secrets of mine. I enjoy snowboarding massively during the winter, but when Spring rolls around it was like I have never heard of the snow. Spring and summer are meant for golf, beach volleyball, and looking good. The looking good part doesn't happen a whole lot, but I am one hell of a golfer and well beach volleyball is the equivalent of my younger years as "special." I would say that right now I am in a state of limbo because of the strange February weather. Yes, I am lost. It is hard to admit, but I am thinking some volleyball in the morning and some good 'ol snowboarding with my shirt off.

Hope this helped in your never-ending quest to figure some students out! For now I will say...Drink up my hearties yo ho!

Sincerely Yours, (scratch that!)

Yup,

Corey

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